Farting Alarm Clock - FART your day off right!
There is no butts about it, getkOOKy puts the art in fart, and we have done it yet again. This boisterous Farting Alarm Clock farts out Reveille! in a hilarious and loud fashion, that will wake you up with a smile
This digital clock is actually a useful novelty gift and perfect for anyone that finds a bit of toilet humour highly amusing.
Get all your wacky gag gift ideas online Australia that you just wont find in your average gift shop. This cute little guy would make a funny prank or gift for anyone that loves a good rip snorter or your favourite man in your life.
- it farts and tells the time!
- Requires 3 x AA batteries (not included)
- Farts loudly when coins are dropped in
** IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR CHRISTMAS 2013 DELIVERIES **
GUARANTEED DELIVERY CUT OFF DATES:
We guarantee Standard Post delivery if you order by 2pm on:
Friday 20th December
Thursday 19th December
Brisbane, Canberra, Melbourne & Adelaide Metro:
Friday 20th December
Other Capital & Regional areas:
Tuesday 17th December
We guarantee Express Post delivery if you order by 2pm on:
Monday 23rd December
Your postcode MUST be within next day express post delivery network.
Click Here to view Australian "National Express Network" to see if your postcode is covered.
Our warehouse is located in Sydney, NSW
**END OF IMPORTANT INFORMATION**
1) ORDER BEFORE 2PM - WE SHIP SAME DAY !
- orders after 2pm, ship next business day
2) SUPER FAST SHIPPING
- All of our products are in stock at our warehouse, Sydney NSW
- When you order, we pick immediately off the shelf and ship to you. No delays!
3) STANDARD and EXPRESS SHIPPING
- Standard shipping rates start from $7.45 Australia wide
- Express shipping rates start from $9.20 Australia wide
* Please enter postcode in cart page for 'Express Post Upgrade'
4) DELIVERY VIA AUSTRALIA POST EPARCEL COURIER
Registered service for proof of postage
- Tracking & status updates
- Delivery to Post Office Boxes
- Secure service with signature on delivery
- Allows for 'Authority to Leave'
if not home to receive (Please leave in order comments in cart page)
- If not home at time of delivery, a card is left noting local post office collection point (Take ID & tracking #)5) DELIVERY TIMELINES (Australia Only)Standard Shipping:
- Sydney Metro: 1-3 working days
- Other NSW: 2-3 working days
- Brisbane, Canberra, Melbourne and Adelaide Metro area: 2 to 3 working days
- Other Capital & Regional areas: 5 to 7 working daysExpress Shipping:
- Next business day Australia wideIs your postcode within our Express Post Delivery network:
- Your postcode must be within Australia Post Next Day Express Post Delivery Network to guarantee this service.
- Next Day service operates in all capital cities
- Click Here
to view "National Network" to see if your postcode is covered.
- Beyond these networks, the fastest possible delivery is provided on a non-guaranteed basis.FOR ALL OTHER SHIPPING INFORMATION PLEASE CLICK HERE