Fake Nerd Teeth With Braces - Fit for Geeks!
Brace face brace face - we all remember those humiliating words when you had a full grill of metal in your mouth - The only get back was to fling those tiny elastic bands from out of your mouth at the back of the offenders head.
BUT times are a changing and braces are all the rage, in fact some would call them trendy. Back in the day the brace took over your whole tooth, there would be nothing but metal. Braces on teeth were just not cool. These days dental surgeons have more creative flare and produce braces in a range of colours and styles..where was this flare 20 years ago!
Popular TV shows and movies have made the nerdy person something of a must have, no more are the jocks the flavour of the school yard...the nerds with their braces, tight skinny jeans and wiry frame are more popular then ever.
Complete the look with your very own geek
nerd glasses these combined with the fake teeth braces are going to give you the Steve Urkel feel you could have only dreamed about. So convincing are these fake braces, you will even have your closest friends believing you just went to the orthodontist to get them put in.
Get your inner nerd on and fool friends and family with your new set of novelty braces
So many vernacular for these Bill Bob Teeth:
- Hill billy teeth
- Barry Beef Teef
- Crazy Teeth
- Chompers
- Fake Teeth
- Slobber Grill
- Tassie Teef
- Silly teeth
- Novelty teeth
- Bogan teeth
- Redneck teeth
- Goofy teeth
- Geeky teeth / nerd teeth
Or just plain old nasty ass ugly teeth
50% OFF KISSING CHALLENGE
We will even give you
50% OFF your next set of
Billy Bob Barry Beef Teef if you send us through an image of you kissing someone with these fake chompers! (Give us a side on shot so we can see those teeth at work!)
Get one of the hottest novelty products to ever come out of the USA. They are hilarious, kooky and down right nasty...its all about shock and awe these days, so get yourself a set of billy bob teeth now for your next social event..you wont regret it (but everyone else around you might)
* Get your pair of nasty teeth online now down under in AUSTRALIA and NEW ZEALAND *
*International Shipments Also Available*
Product Specifications:- Read the instructions carefully on the pack (or below)
- Molding beads included (used to secure a perfect fit to your mouth)
Custom Fitting Instructions 1. Empty the packet of fitting plastic (white beads) into a cup of very hot water
2. Once the fitting plastic turns clear remove with a spoon
3. Form the clear fitting plastic into a worm shape with your fingers
4. Press the fitting plastic into the "troft" of the teeth and squeeze some of the plastic through the 3 holes
5. In front of a mirror, use both hands and force the Billy-Bob Huntin Teeth over your teeth. Use your thumbs to "tuck" up the excess fitting plastic behind your teeth.
Hint: Try to get a tiny bit of fitting plastic behind all your upper teeth and don't form any fitting plastic on the roof of your mouth....cos it will make you talk funny.
6. Gently ease the Billy - Bob Teeth out of your mouth with a downward motion. Allow fitting plastic to cool (10 min). When it turns white again it is ready to use.
*IMPORTANT MESSAGE WHEN FITTING TEETH*
DO NOT LEAVE THE BILLY BOB TEETH IN YOUR MOUTH FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES DURING THE FITTING PROCESS! DO NOT LET THE FITTING PLASTIC COOL AROUND YOUR TEETH!!! IF YOU DO IT WILL REQUIRE HOT WATER OR A DENTIST TO GET THEM OUT.
Don't worry be happy.
If you screw up, you can remold the fitting plastic over and over until you get a perfect fit.
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