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Bottle Stopper Happy Man

Availability: In stock

$14.95

$14.95

Bottle Stopper Happy Man

Can you guess why this chap is so happy? He gets to use his manhood to plug almost any hole you give him... yes we know that comment was a little cheesy, probably borderline inappropriate.

But this little happy man novelty wine bottle stopper fits perfectly into each and every bottle he plugs.


For once a mans size does matter, who wants the beverage to go off too quickly? Well the Wine Bottle Stopper Happy Man doesnt want that happening. No need to re-cork or use some other dodgy bottle sealer or corker, this kooky happy man takes novelty bottle sealers to a whole new level. Use him and abuse him - he loves it !

Dimensions:
- 90mm
** IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR AUSTRALIA DAY 2014 DELIVERIES **


GUARANTEED DELIVERY CUT OFF DATES:

 

 

STANDARD SHIPPING

We guarantee Standard Post delivery if you order by 2pm on:

Sydney Metro:

Wednesday 22nd January

Other NSW:

Tuesday 21st January

 

Brisbane, Canberra, Melbourne & Adelaide Metro:

Tuesday 21st January

Other Capital & Regional areas:

Monday 20th January


EXPRESS SHIPPING
We guarantee Express Post delivery if you order by 2pm on:

 

Australia Wide:

Thursday 23rd January

 

Your postcode MUST be within next day express post delivery network.


Click Here to view Australian "National Express Network" to see if your postcode is covered.

 

Our warehouse is located in Sydney, NSW

 

VISIT OUR AUSTRALIA DAY SHOWROOM

 

317 Concord Road

Concord West, NSW

ph: 02 8765 0491

 

7 Days / 10am till 3pm


Eftpos & Card available

 

 

**END OF IMPORTANT INFORMATION**




1) ORDER BEFORE 2PM - WE SHIP SAME DAY !
- orders after 2pm, ship next business day


2) SUPER FAST SHIPPING
- All of our products are in stock at our warehouse, Sydney NSW
- When you order, we pick immediately off the shelf and ship to you. No delays!


3) STANDARD and EXPRESS SHIPPING
- Standard shipping rates start from $7.45 Australia wide
- Express shipping rates start from $9.20 Australia wide
     
* Please enter postcode in cart page for 'Express Post Upgrade' *


4) DELIVERY VIA AUSTRALIA POST EPARCEL COURIER
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Registered service for proof of postage
- Tracking & status updates
- Delivery to Post Office Boxes
- Secure service with signature on delivery
- Allows for 'Authority to Leave' if not home to receive (Please leave in order comments in cart page)
- If not home at time of delivery, a card is left noting local post office collection point (Take ID & tracking #)


5) DELIVERY TIMELINES (Australia Only)

Standard Shipping:
- Sydney Metro: 1-3 working days
- Other NSW: 2-3 working days
- Brisbane, Canberra, Melbourne and Adelaide Metro area: 2 to 3 working days
- Other Capital & Regional areas: 5 to 7 working days

Express Shipping:
- Next business day Australia wide

Is your postcode within our Express Post Delivery network:
- Your postcode must be within Australia Post Next Day Express Post Delivery Network to guarantee this service.
- Next Day service operates in all capital cities
- Click Here to view "National Network" to see if your postcode is covered.
- Beyond these networks, the fastest possible delivery is provided on a non-guaranteed basis.


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