Bottle Stopper Happy Man
Can you guess why this chap is so happy? He gets to use his manhood to plug almost any hole you give him... yes we know that comment was a little cheesy, probably borderline inappropriate.
But this little happy man novelty wine bottle stopper fits perfectly into each and every bottle he plugs.
For once a mans size does matter, who wants the beverage to go off too quickly? Well the Wine Bottle Stopper Happy Man doesnt want that happening. No need to re-cork or use some other dodgy bottle sealer or corker, this kooky happy man takes novelty bottle sealers to a whole new level. Use him and abuse him - he loves it !Dimensions:
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within Australia on all orders over $100
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