Authentic Geek Nerd Glasses - A True Geek Would Wear These!
are all the rage these days, what with Beauty and the Geek or The Big Bang Theory..nerds are simply the flavour of the month, year and decade. These glasses are the number one geek gifts for nerds.
The masters of everything Nerdy - Billy Bob Products calls these Birth Control Nerdy Glasses, for the simple fact that if a redneck has them on, then it aint happenin! But that might be the way for rednecks out of the states, but for our Australian and New Zealand beloved nerds and geeks, if they are caught wearing their nerd glasses then its game on! HOW TO BE A NERD?
If your not genetically inclined, then here are a few handy hints for you to get that fashionable look going. No need to make your own nerd glasses, we have them ready to go!
Firstly, you have to get those harry high pants on, the brilliant plaid checkered kind. Add to that a pair of hard dark shoes, white socks, button-up shirt (Colours that can never match those pants), pen for that pocket, hair gel, suspenders, fool all braces teeth, little bow tie and of course the item that sets you apart from even the most authentic of nerds is your very own set of.. Geek Nerd Glasses
they are funny and goofy looking.
Now remember, just wearing your nerd getup is not enough, you have to play the part. This means kicking the legs out as you walk, constantly adjusting those nerd glasses,
always have your head looking down and no matter what always look nervous and jittery.
You do this and you will become the nerd you always wanted to be!
GetkOOKy.com.au tries to give you all the nerd tools when you look for funnny costume accessories online shopping in Australia or New Zealand. Perfect for your fancy dress parties or just every day wear down the local shopping center.
** IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR CHRISTMAS 2013 DELIVERIES **
GUARANTEED DELIVERY CUT OFF DATES:
We guarantee Standard Post delivery if you order by 2pm on:
Friday 20th December
Thursday 19th December
Brisbane, Canberra, Melbourne & Adelaide Metro:
Friday 20th December
Other Capital & Regional areas:
Tuesday 17th December
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Monday 23rd December
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